Jersey Shore star, The Situation made a complete fool of himself at the Comedy Central roasting of Donald Trump. It was really, really bad people. But what now makes it even worse is knowing that we didn’t even see the worst of it! They cut a ton out! Thanks to TMZ, we get to laugh and shake our heads a little more because they got the CUT material:
“Yo Snoop, what up dawg … you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump’s ancestors were into real estate … and your ancestors were considered property.”
More terrible cracks …
“I’m not from New Jersey … I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough … not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana … ”
He continued, “Relax, she didn’t even hear it … I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee … have you ever done anything else actually?”
Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued …
“Larry King is rockin’ the Armani diaper … Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria’s Secret … panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom … nah, I’m just kidding, he don’t wear condoms, you know that!”
And it just didn’t stop …
“I like Larry King … he’s a playa … he actually wrote a book named ‘Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack’ … he got that title from a hooker he was f**king.”
One last parting shot for Trump:
“Trump is a good looking dude … if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin’s ears.”
Not too sure how he will ever ‘recover’ from this one. Ouch!