The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s season four, second part reunion, is airing this Sunday and Hollywood Hiccups is bringing you all the sordid Teresa “Salmon Face” Giudice details! According to Us Weekly, Giudice sets her scopes on frienemy Jacqueline Laurita and alleges that Jacqueline’s husband Chris “cheated on her more than once.”In the exclusive preview clip of the upcoming episode, Giudice says, “Didn’t he cheat on you a long time ago? That’s what you told me. Fine, then he didn’t cheat on you. That’s why you told me you didn’t trust him. That’s why he’s not allowed to go out.” Bitch.
Laurita hits back at Giudice and digs her stilettos deep into Teresa’s own marriage to “Juicy Joe”. Laurita hits back, “If we’re being honest, he calls her those names and she calls him names and they punch each other. You guys get into some pretty bad fights. I’ve heard every name in the book from you to. You told me your husband cheated on you several times: You caught him with the secretary, the babysitter. You asked me what you should do, because my ex-husband cheated on me.” Which bitching academy did these women go to? We know Giudice spent some time with salmons, but we didn’t know Laurita lived with a Comeback Queen for all of these years?
During this Sunday’s installment of the show, all of the Housewives – including Caroline Manzo, Kathy Wakile and Melissa Gorga – share their thoughts about Giudice’s behavior. According to a source close to the situation, Giudice maintains her innocence and “is in denial”. We all know Giudice has been the subject of more drama than the entire cast put together, but denying the fact that she’s been a bitch for so long is like denying the existence of her house under the sea with the salmon. Seriously, look at her face and you’ll see what we’ve been telling you all along.
Watch the Real Housewives reunion this Sunday at 10 p.m. EST on Bravo. Let us know in the comments below what you think of Teresa Giudice and her cohorts.
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Stop insulting salmon – they’ve done nothing harmful to anyone and they taste good. They are the exact opposite of the bitch you’re writing about.
She looks like one of the Geico cavemen, not a salmon.