Is Lindsay Lohan Launching A Porn Career?

Is Lindsay Lohan Launching A Porn Career?

In case you’ve been vacationing on Mars, you may not have heard – Lindsay Lohan is broke – really broke. Every time she goes to court (which seems like a weekly thing these days), it costs her $50,000 in lawyer and court fees. And if you check her activity on IMDB, you see she’s got nothing going on and hasn’t in years. To top it off, she owes the IRS whopping big money. So what’s a girl with a smidgen of fame, but tons of debt to do? Porn, of course! Lindsay’s been offered a whopping $2.5 million for her first dirty flick!

When you’ve screwed up your career as badly as LiLo has, it’s either reality TV or really naked TV. Lindsay has reportedly told friends, “I am not doing celebrity big brother” so perhaps she’s opted for porn. It pays better and will take up less of her time and could potentially be less embarrassing in the long run. Lindsay may not like the idea about being locked up in a house with a bunch of strangers, but if her probation is revoked and she’s tossed in the pokie, that’s what she’ll be doing anyway – but without cameras watching 24/7 and without a paycheck.

Showbizspy.com says, “Her acting career is going south and it seems as if people are run­ning scared from working with her – some industry insiders think she’s uninsurable, unreliable and far too much trouble.” The porn offers have escalated to the point that they’re becoming quite tempting and an insider source says, “Lindsay has had offers before, but one particular online porn com­pany has put $2.5 million on the table.”

If she does decide to give in and take the lucrative pornography offer, Lindsay’s hoping to be able to do something more like Octomom’s self-pleasure video. But with Lindsay’s most recent relationship being with a woman, the obvious choice from my viewpoint is girl on girl action. I think that would find a much wider audience than just Lindsay getting busy with herself. She also would be doing pay-per-view rather than something that would be widely available on DVD – although I’m sure a DVD offer would follow.

The insider close to Lindsay added, “If she says yes, the footage will be of­fered to pay-per-view subscribers – and LiLo’s friends say her back is against the wall. Every time her law­yers go to court it’s another $50,000. It’s unsustainable and she must know she’s running out of options fast. A move into porn isn’t ideal – especially if she wants to return to mainstream film acting. But right now, she’s not in a position to pick and choose.”

I just got a great idea for a new celeb reality show – we can call it House Arrest – and it could feature all the celebs who’ve had their probation revoked locked up in a Bev Hills mansion together. We could put Lindsay in there, OJ Simpson, Katt Williams, Dr. Conrad Murray and all of the other actors, rappers and teen moms that are behind bars. Lock them in, give them a few cocktails and hilarity would ensue. Maybe Dr. Drew could counsel them… I think it’s got potential!

I think Lindsay’s descent into XXX is inevitable – she’s got all the attributes necessary to make it in the dirty pictures biz – big ta-ta’s, history of drug abuse and Daddy issues galore. Unless she’s going to marry wealthy (and soon) it seems like getting nekked is her only hope for financial retribution!



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