Okay, okay – what I mean is a crib for them to share with their baby. I wouldn’t put it past these two to get a platinum million dollar crib for their little celebuspawn though. Here’s the sitch – preggers Kim Kardashian and her baby daddy Kanye West have splashed out $11 million on a 10,000 square foot mansion in a gated community in Bel Air. Does that make them the fresh prince and princess? The picky duo aren’t satisfied with all that square footage and are busy knocking down walls to make their new home a more livable 14,000 square feet.
The mansion is Italian style and will soon feature a luxury media room, gym, salon for the overly made up mom-to-be, hoops court and of course a nursery for their already over-exposed offspring. The spread also features both indoor and outdoor pools and a bowling alley. What I want to know is if they’re adding a guest room for Kim’s husband Kris Humphries. If the divorce continues to drag on, he may be part of their little happy family indefinitely.
Kim and Kanye’s happy real estate news may be bad news for Jennifer Aniston who also lives in the exclusive neighborhood. I can’t imagine she’s going to be too thrilled with her new over-the-top neighbors – but then again, is she thrilled with anything? Another neighbor in the gated community is Girls Gone Wild millionaire Joe Francis who is a close friend of the Kardashian clan.
Turns out Kimye bought this house a couple of months ago – this makes sense – she’s three months preggers, so they no doubt bagged the fancy house after they found out Kimmie was knocked up. And while the house was pricey, it seems like they got a bargain – Jen paid over $20 million for her pad in the same neighborhood and it’s only (only!) 8,500 square feet!
I can only imagine what sort of lurid extravagances these two are loading into their new home – neither is known for being low-key. Prada wallpaper? Bedazzled kitchen cabinets? I wonder if it will be tasteful or just ghetto fabulous… Oh well – in related news, Kris Humphries just bagged a studio apartment in a Brooklyn tenement… (kidding)