Patricia Krentcil AKA Tanning Mom Wants To Do Porn

Patricia Krentcil AKA Tanning Mom Wants To Do Porn

Patricia Krentcil, also known as “tanning mom” wants to do porn. What a scary enough thought, right? She’s old, wrinkled and flabby — but she wants to display her wares for your amusement in a porn video. She apparently heard that Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham got a deal cut and wanted in on the action.

She wrote an email to Vivid Entertainment head honcho Steven Hirsch, saying, “I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom. Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness. I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah! Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper. Contact me back if you’re ready to talk serious cash and rock the world.”

Of course, Steven sent his emailed reply to TMZ to post. He wrote, “Unfortunately we don’t have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you’ve ever done on a tanning bed.”

In other words, she’s gross. Do you blame him for rejecting her? Is there really a market for this nastiness? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts!



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Comments

  1. MrsGrapevine says:

    Do you, hon-tey! We all know you’re comfortable in your own skin, well cooked skin.

  2. DivaWhispers says:

    who would watch that??

  3. NicolaGossips says:

    When did porn become a career choice? Isn’t it something you fall into, after the drug addiction, but before the eviction?

  4. Robyn says:

    SCARY!

  5. Pamela says:

    This is disgusting!!

  6. Kia Soto says:

    she is a hot mess that picture is hilarious becuz looking at that who would screw her??

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