According to the latest report from In Touch Weekly, Bruce Jenner is getting his ‘ultimate revenge’ on Kris Jenner by writing an explosive tell-all about her. In Touch claims that this $15 million tell-all will contain details on Kris’s wild drug binges, plastic surgery [both for her and her daughters], and Kris’s conniving plot to destroy Khloe Kardashian‘s marriage to Lamar Odom.
This is SO easy to buy. However, I don’t believe that Bruce is reportedly furious at Kris’ new boy toy, Ben Flajnik. I doubt Bruce cares an iota about Kris’s new love life, not that he’s finally free at last. And whether he’s planning on writing a tell-all or not is up for debate, but he won’t be able to do it for another few years – he’s still under contract with E! for Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and he won’t be able to risk it.However, I doubt In Touch had to reach far to write this story – everything they listed above is something the general public already knows about the Kardashians, or can deduce easily.
Since the tabloids also love putting Miley Cyrus in catfights with various celebrities, there’s also a report on how Miley is feuding with Lady Gaga.
And even though Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag stopped being relevant for a very long time [which we were very happy about], they’re trying to make a comeback [noooooo!]. They have started giving interviews about how they blew their $10 million fortune thinking they were Beyonce and Jay-Z, even though they later realized that they weren’t even close. Jeesh, what delusion. Reality stars are literally made of delusion, and it’s almost sickening to watch.
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