Queen Elizabeth Reveals to Kate Middleton She Has Six Months to Live: Camilla Parker-Bowles Panics


The current issue of Globe Magazine features the cover story, “Dying Queen’s Last Christmas.”  The magazine claims that Queen Elizabeth has revealed to her grandson Prince William‘s wife Kate Middleton that she only has, “6 months to live.”

When her son Prince Charles‘ wife Camilla Parker-Bowles found out the news she flipped out.  Camilla is a schemer and she is trying to get into the Queen’s good books and is begging her to, “forgive her.”  Fat chance of that ….  The Queen might be old but she is as sharp as a tack and she knows Camilla is a horrible person and a drunk and the people of England don’t like her.

Camilla is desperate to be Queen and she is ready to do anything to make it happen.  Too bad for her she has a snowball’s chance in hell of becoming Queen.  Queen Elizabeth is not crazy and she knows the Monarchy’s best chance of survival is to have Prince William and Kate Middleton become King and Queen.

What say you Hiccupers, do you think Camilla should become Queen?  Does she have a chance of conning the Queen?  Thoughts?



  1. yazmar says:

    This woman is part vampire..she’ll never die

  2. Robyn says:

    Camilla is vile and the Queen will stay alive forever if she could keep Camilla off the throne.

  3. Jody says:

    Kate Middleton will be Queen – never Camilla!

    • Dale says:

      Neither Kate nor Camilla will be queen. Prince Charles will be King with Camilla as consort or if he abdicates the throne to William, Kate will be the royal consort. Despite all these stories the Queen does not decide who inherits the throne either. There is a strict line of succession and can only be changed by an act of parliament.

  4. Kia Soto says:

    there is some truth to this i am sure

  5. Gigionthat says:

    Oh yeah it’s some truth to this

  6. DD says:

    She’s old. She can die any day.

  7. Twana Tells says:

    I’m not sure if I believe anything this magazine puts out

  8. Ms. Toni says:

    She’s lived a long life but i’m sure she’s got a little more life left in her.

  9. EG says:

    Camilla will be Princess Consort if Charles knows what is good for him. I think the people of Britain do not want Camilla as a Queen.

    Kate will be Queen Consort. She is popular. Unless the British people, in another thirty to forty years, get rid of the Monarchy leeches.

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