We have reached the end of days! Jennifer Aniston has been on baby watch since she and Justin Theroux got together. The 44-year-old actress has been vocal about wanting a baby for years, but a new source promises it won’t be happening any time soon. The engaged couple are sleeping in separate bedrooms, which puts a serious wrench in the whole baby making process. What’s to blame for their split? A new fight? Not quite! A friend reports that Jen can’t stand being in the same room with Justin, because he can’t stop breaking wind!
“He can’t win, that guy,” a friend told National Enquirer, print edition February 11, 2013. “The sad thing is, the flatulence problem is not his fault at all.” It’s disgusting, but it happens—right? So why is Jen being so huffy and dramatic? Jen is a control freak—she’s forced Justin to change his wardrobe, his hair style, his friends, and now his diet. In a bid to be healthy and stay young, Jen has put him “on a strict diet of legumes—lentils, beans, and soy beans.” So flatulence comes with the territory!