The Canadian Lord and Lady of Hot Topic and are thisclose to calling it quits. Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are getting a divorce in the near future according to the crystal ball at Us Weekly.
I should have left the “?!” off the title, because, really, if these two do end up getting divorced the proper punctuation would be #FeignedShock.
Those loose-lipped insiders revealed to the mag Chad says, “It’s over.” Apparently, Kroeger is using the news as a conversation opener. “He has been going around L.A. telling people that they are divorcing,” the source added. The details are pretty lacking, but I am guessing Avril grew tired of Chad using up all the Clairol Nice’ n Easy with Color Blend Technology in ‘Natural Palest’.