Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Get Married For the Third Time

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt didn’t waste any time having their third wedding… that was supposedly donated to them.  ET reports,

“It’s just me and my bride on a little secret beach with nobody else, and it’s just about her,” Pratt tells Entertainment Tonight of their vow renewal, which took place Sunday at a beachfront house in Carpenteria, Calif. “Last time it was about everything else, it was about drama, it was about ratings.”

Heidi piped in,

“It was about everyone but us, so this is really our first wedding about Spencer and I and our love.  Finally just be Heidi.  I’m just really enjoying every day.”

Congrats for the third time to the “happy couple.”  Do you think the third time will be the charm for these two?  I am likeing that they had a private wedding.  That says a lot, right?

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Vivid Entertainment Signs Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Into Porn Industry

Wha?!  Yeahhhh. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag didn’t sell their infamous sex tape to Vivid Entertainment.  BUT, Steven Hirsch is getting these two in his ‘dirty bedroom’ from another angle….. behind the lens.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Planning THIRD Wedding

Speidi has yet to jot down their own demands as far as pay goes but, you know that these two will take this offer.  It’s probably a lot more money then their gambling job opportunity in Costa Rica, right?

So the upcoming pornos directed by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt  will draw directly from the couple’s own fantasies…. just what we want, inside Spencer Pratt’s twisted mind.  Ahhhh!

That Hirsch guy really knows how to get what he wants, one way or another.  Amazing.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Planning THIRD Wedding

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt initially gained their fame on The Hills, but what they are really famous for is the train wreck that has been their lives since they decided to get married in the first place.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Moving to Costa Rica for Gambling Jobs

Speidi has been married for about a year and a half now.  They had the first wedding alone and drunk.  The second wedding was for The Hills and it was supposedly Heidi’s dream wedding, Lauren Conrad even showed up for it.  Well, that wasn’t enough.  Heidi and Spencer are going to do it again.  The struggling with life couple is planning to renew their vows.

Heidi shared her thoughts with ET,

“This is like our first marriage.  I feel like our first [wedding] was an elopement and we had so many margaritas and it was such a crazy time.  And then the second one wasn’t our wedding. It was just a Hills wedding and it was for all the people there and it was about everyone else.  We had just gone through so much crazy stuff personally and through our jobs and everything, so for me this feels like our first real marriage. Like our first restart. We deserve a second chance at our marriage and really having this moment and not being robbed of this.”

I would like to point out that Spencer and Heidi made all of those choices.  No one forced them to get drunk and married or have the big bash on MTV.  They did what they wanted.  If they want to renew their vows and have a fresh start, good for them.  I just don’t think that if were an organic, true renewal, that they’d need to announce it.  I think they’d do it privately.  Which would then be different than the last two weddings. You get my drift?

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Moving to Costa Rica for Gambling Jobs

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been offered a job down in Costa Rica with a betting website called YouWager.com.  They would make a huge $100,000 to “manage the odds and lines surrounding the entertainment sector, ranging from celebrity news and pop culture to music and movies.”

Spencer wants to take the job, but he told TMZ that he’s  “looking into how he can legally own a firearm over there so that he can protect himself.”

Spencer and Heidi have become really desperate since blowing their $10 million.  They are living in his parent’s guest house and letting them buy their groceries for them.  Really desperate times call for really desperate measures, right?

I think they should take the job.  Better than mooching off your parents.

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