Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June Shannon Reveals Her Daughter’s Retiring From Pageant World!

Honey Boo Boo's Mama June Shannon Reveals Her Daughter's Retiring From Pageant World!

‘Mama June’ Shannon has revealed that Honey Boo Boo is done with pageants. How will we go on with our lives?!

Considering that Honey Boo Boo technically shot to fame with beauty pageants, you have to wonder why Mama June decided to make this decision. She told In Touch Weekly“We’re done. We haven’t done a pageant for a while, because we’re so busy with our show [TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo] and school and life in general.”

June reveals that while Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, ‘misses the stage’, they’re still keeping in touch with everyone from the world they left behind. She explains, “We still have all our pageant friends. We go along and cheer on our other pageant friends.”

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Honey Boo Boo’s Mother June Shannon Loves Her Body

Honey Boo Boo's Mother June Shannon Loves Her Body

Can you believe it was only last year that Honey Boo Boo invaded the airwaves and became a new reality show sensation? Me neither, it seems like June Shannon and her family have been coming into my living room for years now and this week their TLC hit will be back for its second season.

While the family took a break from the cameras June lost a whooping 100 pounds and she claims it wasn’t exactly on purpose. According to the July 22nd print edition of In Touch June hasn’t altered her diet or exercise routine at all, she is simply a whole lot busier now that she’s famous. As for keeping the weight off she says she’s like everyone else and that her weight fluctuates a bit naturally. She also insists that if the 100 pounds reappeared she wouldn’t be too upset either.

June claims that the whole family has lost a bit but that she never pressures her daughters about weight loss. She has raised them instead to be healthy and comfortable in their own skin regardless of what the scale says. June also says that as little Alana is getting older she is stretching out and losing some of her baby weight as well. Read More Here »

Wanna Know How Honey Boo Boo’s Parents Got Together? (Details HERE)

Wanna Know How Honey Boo Boo’s Parents Got Together? (Details HERE)

I know you are dying to know how Alana Thompson AKA Honey Boo Boo’s parents Mama Boo and Sugar Bear got together.  On the next episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo we were treated with all the details.

Mama bear June revealed, “Me and Sugar Bear met out of a chat room off the Internet.  It was just supposed to be a random hookup thing, and here we go nine years later and a kid.”  There proves the reason I always told my daughter don’t hook up with men on the Internet, could be an 800 lb trucker on the other end LOL..

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Honey Boo Boo’s Mom, June Shannon, Is Absolutely Terrified Of Mayonnaise – Weird Or What?

Honey Boo Boo's Mom, June Shannon, Is Absolutely Terrified Of Mayonnaise - Weird Or What?

There are rather strange phobias and fears out there. Some people are afraid of the clichéd dangers – heights, snakes, spiders, enclosed spaces, etc. – while others have more interesting and absurd fears – pennies, Friday the 13th, shampoo, little people, etc. I, for one – breaking the fourth wall here – am absolutely terrified of soup. It instills a fear in me that no one is able to understand. Thinking about soup, looking at soup, talking about soup, and even writing about soup terrifies me so much that I break out into a cold sweat and crawl under a table. However, I am not alone. Honey Boo Boo’s mom, June Shannon, has an intense fear of mayonnaise. Read More Here »

Honey Boo Boo & Mama June Shannon Not Wanted On Dancing With The Stars!

Honey Boo Boo & Mama June Not Wanted On Dancing With The Stars!

Okay ya’ll Dancing With The Stars does not want Honey Boo Boo or Mama June Shannon.  Big mistake DWTS! The Boos Boos might actually help the show.  After last season’s dismal All-Stars season, Honey and the gang might inject some life into the new season.  They might put the reality back in reality TV.

Professional dancer Karina Smirnoff told TMZ that Honey Boo Boo and Mama Boo Boo should stay away from her show when she was asked about the possibility of having Honey Boo Boo in the ballroom.

She said, “I don’t think that should happen.”  As for Mama June — Smirnoff doesn’t think she should get a shot on the show either … saying, “No … I think we’re pretty good with the people we have on the show.”

Karina needs to get over herself!  What exactly is she famous for? Being on a reality show and posing nude for playboy.  If Dancing With The Stars can have Bristol Palin, Nancy Grace and a huge list of other D listers, what is wrong with the Boo Boos??? At least they will make the show which has become a big snore interesting!


Honey Boo Boo is Heading to South Park!

Honey Boo Boo is Heading to South Park!

If you are one of the millions of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fans then you’ll want to tune in to South Park tonight because America’s favorite dumpster divin’ rednecks are coming to South Park. Only the best parts (ok sometimes the worst) of American culture are celebrated- and by celebrated I mean absolutely destroyed by this still ingenious show.

Tonight’s show spoofs little Honey Boo Boo herself, Alana Thompson heading to the farm to find herself a pig with a sassy heart, a pig that knows how to work it. It’s an obvious ode to her pig named Pizzazz that she was allowed to keep for about ten minutes a few months ago. South Park absolutely has to do this episode right. If they are going to shred this family then they need to show them going shopping at their favorite department store- the dumpsters. Mama June Shannon needs to be playing her favorite sport, bingo and she better prove that couponing is indeed better than sex!

If you caught the last episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo then you were probably as disgusted as I was over June’s famous pasta sauce that they all swear is the best thing ever. It’s half a pound of melted butter mixed with ketchup! Seriously, this family gave the creators and writers of South Park so much material to work with that it will have to be hilarious. Are you already a Honey Boo Boo fan? Will you be watching South Park tonight? Tell us your thoughts about this mash up below. Check out the preview clip below!  Do you think it’s going to be absolutely ridiculous or will this be one of those episodes that sadly doesn’t hit quite as hard as it could?


Honey Boo Boo Family Needs Maury! Babby Daddy Drama in Hickville!

Honey Boo Boo Family Needs Maury! Babby Daddy Drama in Hickville!

Now, there are a lot of preconceived notions about the family starring in TLC’s new docudrama (because comedies can’t be about child abuse, can they?) Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. For example, I didn’t know that people in the deep south could have premarital sex, but apparently Honey Boo Boo’s (AKA Alana Thomson) older sister did just that—at least twice! I thought those were the states that didn’t allow interracial marriage or babies of wedlock, so it’s nice to see those traditional values broken down in the name of love.

Wait, what? Anna Shannon, Alana’s older sister, was cheating on longterm boyfriend Caleb Clark when she got pregnant. She doesn’t know who her baby daddy is! Does Maury make house calls? In an exclusive confession to the Enquirer, baby daddy # 1 tells the world that “Anna and her mom, redneck matriarch June Shannon, kept him from seeing his daughter . . . they’re refusing to allow him to have a DNA test done to establish paternity!”

That’s probably going to change though. Considering that the family in question referred to the unborn baby as a belly ache multiple times, and 6-year-old Alana once called it “poo-poo,” they’re probably still shocked that it turned out to be a baby. Ex boyfriend knows it’s a baby though. And more than that, he is certain: “Kaitlyn is my daugh­ter – I believe that with all my heart . . . All I want is to know for sure that she is mine, and to do what is right for my baby.”

He reported that he got an email from his girlfriend in which she confessed, “I kinda had sex with someone the week before we did, but I trusted him to wear a condom, but I don’t think he did, and that’s what scares me.” It sounds like Caleb dumped her shortly after, but is positive it’s his. Caleb comes from a broken home and doesn’t want his daughter to feel that pain. I wonder if a paternity test is in the shows future? Probably, but only if it occurs at a hot dog eating contest.

Are you enthralled by the Honey Boo Boo clan of rednecks? Should Anna give Caleb the chance to see if the baby is his? Is your brain cell count diminishing the more you watch?


Report: Kris Jenner is Jealous of Honey Boo Boo’s Success & Hates Her

Kris Jenner is Jealous of Honey Boo Boo’s Success

Reality television viewers have a new favorite family to entertain them and the Kardashians Momager, Kris Jenner, is none too happy about it!  Honey Boo Boo’s Thompson family has clearly stolen the spotlight from the upscale money making machine that Kris calls a family and she is said to be absolutely furious. She is disgusted (or jealous of) by June Shannon for putting her daughter Alana through beauty pageants and says that it’s horrible because June is only doing it to make money off of her child! Radar Online has more on Kris’ pot calling the kettle black tirade,

“She thinks the Thompsons are classless, unlike her family and can’t understand why America is so fascinated by them. The show has become bigger than Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and Kris is starting to feel threatened by its success. Kris especially has a strong dislike for June, claiming the beauty pageant world is vile and that June is a bad mom for ‘exploiting’ Alana in that way. Kris think it’s all a ploy to make money, and says she sees through it and thinks it is absolutely disgusting.”

Say what you want but this redneck reality show scored 2.9 million viewers last week. In other words more Americans tuned in to watch Honey Boo Boo than The Republican National Convention!  That says quite a bit about our country now doesn’t it!

It’s no wonder Kris is fuming. She has spent years trying to groom her children into celebrities. Every scandalous moment and every misstep has been publicly aired in order to line their bank accounts. Kris had created a well-oiled machine and now within a few short weeks people would rather watch the Thompson’s go to their favorite department store which is in fact a dumpster on a dirt road!  Forget the upscale shopping that the Kardashian’s do, fans prefer to watch the redneck’s tear apart a dumpster!

Are you surprised that Kris is jealous of this family that she is so disgusted by? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!