Mama June Shannon might need the money desperately following her abrupt dismissal from filming “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” due to her sexing up a child molester, so we thought she might want to jump on filming a sex tape in order to cash in.
Can you believe it was only last year that Honey Boo Boo invaded the airwaves and became a new reality show sensation? Me neither, it seems like June Shannon and her family have been coming into my living room for years now and this week their TLC hit will be back for its second season.
While the family took a break from the cameras June lost a whooping 100 pounds and she claims it wasn’t exactly on purpose. According to the July 22nd print edition of In Touch June hasn’t altered her diet or exercise routine at all, she is simply a whole lot busier now that she’s famous. As for keeping the weight off she says she’s like everyone else and that her weight fluctuates a bit naturally. She also insists that if the 100 pounds reappeared she wouldn’t be too upset either.
June claims that the whole family has lost a bit but that she never pressures her daughters about weight loss. She has raised them instead to be healthy and comfortable in their own skin regardless of what the scale says. June also says that as little Alana is getting older she is stretching out and losing some of her baby weight as well.
Honey Boo Boo‘s mother June Shannon is marrying her father Sugar Bear Mike Thompson today. June and Sugar Bear met on line 9 years ago and the rest is history. The couple will be having a Cinco de Mayo wedding fiesta and the guest have been told to dress up in redneck attire. How classy!
I know you are dying to know how Alana Thompson AKA Honey Boo Boo’s parents Mama Boo and Sugar Bear got together. On the next episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo we were treated with all the details.
Mama bear June revealed, “Me and Sugar Bear met out of a chat room off the Internet. It was just supposed to be a random hookup thing, and here we go nine years later and a kid.” There proves the reason I always told my daughter don’t hook up with men on the Internet, could be an 800 lb trucker on the other end LOL..
There are rather strange phobias and fears out there. Some people are afraid of the clichéd dangers – heights, snakes, spiders, enclosed spaces, etc. – while others have more interesting and absurd fears – pennies, Friday the 13th, shampoo, little people, etc. I, for one – breaking the fourth wall here – am absolutely terrified of soup. It instills a fear in me that no one is able to understand. Thinking about soup, looking at soup, talking about soup, and even writing about soup terrifies me so much that I break out into a cold sweat and crawl under a table. However, I am not alone. Honey Boo Boo’s mom, June Shannon, has an intense fear of mayonnaise.
Okay ya’ll Dancing With The Stars does not want Honey Boo Boo or Mama June Shannon. Big mistake DWTS! The Boos Boos might actually help the show. After last season’s dismal All-Stars season, Honey and the gang might inject some life into the new season. They might put the reality back in reality TV.
Professional dancer Karina Smirnoff told TMZ that Honey Boo Boo and Mama Boo Boo should stay away from her show when she was asked about the possibility of having Honey Boo Boo in the ballroom.
She said, “I don’t think that should happen.” As for Mama June — Smirnoff doesn’t think she should get a shot on the show either … saying, “No … I think we’re pretty good with the people we have on the show.”
Karina needs to get over herself! What exactly is she famous for? Being on a reality show and posing nude for playboy. If Dancing With The Stars can have Bristol Palin, Nancy Grace and a huge list of other D listers, what is wrong with the Boo Boos??? At least they will make the show which has become a big snore interesting!
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