Khloe Kardashian Gets Rid Of “Odom” From Twitter Username

Khloe Kardashian Gets Rid Of "Odom" From Twitter Username

Khloe Kardashian has decided to no longer use her husband’s last name “Odom” with her Twitter account, it seems that she’s trying to not be affiliated with it on social media.  There’s only one reason why Khloe would start to be getting rid of the last name, that’s probably because their relationship might not be doing too hot; quite ironic it’s their wedding anniversary.  Happy Anniversary Lamar!

Khloe has a good reason to be skeptical about her marriage to Lamar Odom, recently there has been much news about how Lamar has been addicted to cocaine and messing around with other women.  The situation is so bad that he was thrown off his NBA team half way through the season because nobody wanted to deal with his problems. Though Lamar’s father Joe Odom tried to defend his son recently by saying he thinks Lamar’s clean from drugs,  that doesn’t seem likely true.

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Khloe Kardashian Tweets Obsessively About Happy Marriage, Turns To God To Save Her

Khloe Kardashian Tweets Obsessively About Happy Marriage, Turns To God To Save Her

Well this is weird. I’ll admit I haven’t picked up a bible in a while, but if I recall correctly, there are some pretty definitive rules in there about promiscuity, language, and not living in excess. Read: Khloe Kardashian isn’t keen on following the good book to the ‘t’! The seriously misguided celebrity has been all over Twitter trying to promote her happy relationship with husband Lamar Odom–probably just trying to keep it together to boost sales on their new fragrance, Unbreakable Joy. Something tells me the perfume sales would break if their matrimonial joy was called off.

The host of The X Factor USA, however, is all about appearances and so is working overtime to put forward the “happy wife” image. She was in Miami with sister Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick for the weekend, but this morning tweeted, “ta ta Miami” and later “almost home :) too excited to see my hubby tonight.” Now, it isn’t as if Khloe doesn’t have people to turn to about her marriage. Look at big sissy Kim Kardashian! She has tied the knot twice, and last time she was eager to admit after two and a half months that it wasn’t working. Surely Kim can suggest a good divorce attorney? Why won’t Khloe follow in Kim’s footsteps and call it quits?

But the strangest thing going on with Khloe’s twitter is her repeated praising of a higher diety. Now, I’m not here to tell anyone what to believe, just to point out hypocrisy and absurdity. Tonight, Khloe tweeted “god is love,” which is funny, because I’m pretty sure I’ve heard her say on Keeping Up With The Kardashians that Christian Louboutin is love. Are they one in the same? If so, that’s a religion I could get on board with! If Khloe is sincere, I really hope this means she’ll be reassessing the way she spends her time–like maybe she’ll stop selling and promoting cheap cosmetics that are cruelly tested on animals? Rejoin PETA? Stop shopping excessively and donate money and time to help orphans in Somalia? Just a few ideas, Khloe! Of course, I would love to see all the Kardashian family turn around and devote their lives to helping others, but Khloe could be the first to lead them to the mountain! What do you think of Khloe? Poser or on the verge of enlightenment? Is her marriage on the rocks?

Khloe Kardashian Snaps On Twitter, Warns Fans Not To F*ck With Her Family!

Khloe Kardashian Snaps On Twitter, Warns Fans Not To F*ck With Her Family!

Considering that all her fame lies in being liked, and she has no talent, skill, or personality to fall back on when the bubble bursts, Khloe Kardashian would do well to remember to be nice to her fans! The X-Factor host (by the way, can we agree that she really sucks as a host? I watched two minutes tonight and couldn’t stop staring at her feet, constantly shuffling around like some sort of sad fish in a shallow puddle, struggling for life. I know there’s a learning curve, but really, people.) took to her Twitter account and posted, “Don’t you ever f**k with my family! Don’t try me because you really don’t know.”

Now the fun part: What don’t I know? I have to think that the mega-tall baby sister of whore Kim Kardashian and baby farm Kourtney Kardashian means that she is going to take a blunt object to my head. Or perhaps claw my eyes out with her long and pointy acrylic nails. No matter what the punishment for f*cking with her family is, it’s probably a felony.

But what sparked this anger? I’m racking my head for really big news–Kendall Jenner is looking pretty thin, Kim  may or may not have butt implants, may or may not be engaged. Momager Kris Jenner is as pathetic as always, prancing after her exploited kids while dressed as one on the way to a funeral (her own metaphorical one?). Unless one of her sisters is being investigated by the FBI (again) for possession of child pornography (naughty Kourtney had some raunchy pics with a high school boyfriend once), I don’t know what caused the giantess to snap! Theories? And if you’re south of San Francisco, watch out. You never know when the dragon woman will unfold from thin air and snap your neck.