No one is talking about Bruce Jenner’s obvious transformation into a woman, not even those closest to him. Reportedly, while Bruce is undergoing changes to become a lady, his family members are avoiding conversation about the “pink elephant in the room.”
It’s Tuesday, so that means it’s time for Stunting With the Kardashians!
Kris Jenner filed for divorce yesterday so Bruce Jenner could brush his extensions and polish his stud (earrings) in peace. Kris is a total pro and didn’t miss a beat. She made no mention of the official end of her marriage and pimped out her clothes on eBay instead.
Kris didn’t mention the split and tweeted, “Last chance to bid on this little number and many more on my eBay auction…” Apparently, the Kardashians are cleaning out their closets and, instead of donating it to Goodwill like normal people, they are putting that shiz on eBay. It’s like a cheap celebrity’s version of a garage sale. Hey, golden toilets and magicians aren’t cheap!
It was only a matter of time before Kris Jenner stopped only managing family members and began branching out with other celebs, right? It also makes sense that the momager would decide to venture into the rap world since she seems to be surrounded by rappers, right? After several months of dating Khloe Kardashian, French Montana has decided that having Kris represent him will be the key to launching his career in an even bigger direction.
While we have heard that Kris isn’t a fan of French dating her daughter, she is a smart businesswoman and if she does right by French then other rappers will likely line up to be represented by Kris. It’s actually a smart move on Kris’ part especially since the Kardashian empire is a bit shaky now that Kim Kardashian seems to have semi-retired herself. If Kris wants to keep raking in the big bucks she needs to find another way to do it.
Apparently, running a massive media empire and famewhoring her daughters isn’t enough for Kris Jenner. No, she has to go and write a cookbook as well, although the success of that cookbook is entirely contingent on her family’s brand name. People aren’t as interested in the Kardashians as they were a few years ago, and they’re even less interested in the Kardashian matriarch.
Kris Jenner has reportedly been betrayed and dumped by her daughters. Honestly, this has been a long time coming. How did those girls manage to deal with a mother who kept telling them to get nose jobs and who forced them to pose for nude photoshoots and make sex tapes? Kris has been doing nothing but manipulating her family for the last ten years, and it was only a matter of time before they railed back.
According to OK! Magazine’s source, “They have had enough of her controlling ways. They used to talk every day, but now she can’t get any of them to return her calls. Each daughter has her own issues with Kris.”
For months Rob Kardashian Jr. has been teasing fans with cryptic posts which provide vague hints leading his followers to believe he’s fathered a child. Rumors first swirled when Rob shared that he’d had enough with the family reality TV show, and said he’d be moving to Miami to be with his son and baby mama. Just to create even more curiosity, after posting on Instagram about a son in May 2013, Rob added an “lol” at the end, posting “Shout out to God, shout out to my hair. Shout out Mom, shout out to my Son’s mom cuz she been holding me down since high school n Shout out to my Son Robert the Third [sic].”
After his first mention of son on Twitter, Rob then went on to engage in a public conversation with Nicole Ritchie, “@nicolerichie My Son unfortunately doesn’t stay in LA. You know that. Don’t remind me. [sic],” he wrote, and deleted shortly after. In June 2014, Rob posted a message to the mother of his child, who he has yet to identify in a tweet shared by ONTD.
Can you even imagine LeAnn Rimes carting around a baby with her everywhere that she goes? Well it seems that motherhood is one of the things that Rimes wants most in this world and after a few years of trying to conceive with husband, Eddie Cibrian it looks like she’s finally pregnant. According to the July 7th print edition of Life & Style Magazine it’s baby time for the couple. For years she has talked about wanting a daughter and sources close to LeAnn say that she thinks that if she gives Eddie something that no one else ever has then it’ll cause him to be loyal to her. I’m thinking that theory didn’t work with the mother of his two sons, Brandi Glanville, right?
When I say the name Kris Jenner a whole slew of nifty descriptive phrases come to mind. Momager, attention seeker, media whore… the list is pretty endless right? That’s exactly what you get for spending 7 years whoring out your entire family for the almighty dollar. The problem that while maintaining that level of fame Kris has also been parenting teenaged daughters and after years of watching their mom in action, neither Kendall Jenner nor Kylie Jenner have much respect for her.