Lindsay Lohan is scrambling like a crazy person to get her community service completed before Wednesday.
Lindsay Lohan’s Chikungunya sickness is already making sense. She used the rare virus in order to get people to feel sorry for her. The virus is serving double duty as she is also using it as an excuse to get out of her community service from 2012.
Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized in London over the rare virus Chikungunya that she contracted during her vacation in Bora Bora over the holidays.
Don’t call it a comeback…really, because Lindsay Lohan’s highly touted return to acting deflated right on stage during her debut in London’s West End as she was fed lines during the opening night performance of Speed-the-Plow.
While reports are suggesting she did completely fail in her role in the show, theatergoers and critics panned her acting labeling her debut a car crash, with audience members giggling through scenes where Lohan was attempting to deliver a moving speech. Given that she continually had to be fed lines throughout the show, and had used props as her own innovative way of peeking at her script.
Perhaps Lohan’s late nights on the party circuit in London contributed to her dismal performance described by London’s Daily Mail as not “an unmitigated disaster.” They go on, “The 28 year-old actress didn’t appear to know her lines off by heart, reading some from a book while being fed others from the side of stage and her one main passionate speech only succeeded in causing the audience to burst into laughter, according to onlookers.”
Lindsay Lohan seems to have an excuse for every mistake she makes. Most recently, she has decided to blame A-list actresses like Jennifer Lawrence for exchanging sex for the best roles, leaving Lindsay with no opportunities. Apparently a horrible work ethic, unpredictable personality and lifestyle, multiple trips to rehab, claims of theft, and bordering on has-been territory are not the reasons for Lindsay not getting work. It is all Jennifer Lawrence’s fault!
Lindsay actually gives this lame excuse in an obvious attempt to not look as pathetic as she is by trying to explain why she hasn’t had any box-office hits lately. Lindsay, who graces the cover of Kode Magazine, gave them an interview that ended up with revelations that truly speak to her low-class personality. In the interview, ONTD.com reports, Lindsay implies that Jennifer Lawrence only gets roles by sleeping around. Kode Magazine described that during the interview, the discussed turned to Jennifer Lawrence and her spill on the red carpet. When the conversation turned to Jennifer, Lindsay couldn’t hold back stating, “She’s so fake and I’m sorry, I’m not going to f*ck for roles.” Yes…because we know what an upstanding citizen you are, Lindsay. We could never imagine you doing something like that.
Well, that sure didn’t take long. In the ever-present downward spiral that is Lindsay Lohan’s life, she seems to solidify her place in the “poor me” world of broken celebrities left with nothing as they cry about not knowing where all their money went. Welcome to the club, Lindsay! Again.
Just when there seemed to be a glimmer of hope for the rehab- and courtroom-addicted star after landing herself a decent payday for her docudrama filmed and produced by Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network, Lindsay is back to her old ways. Lindsay grew up with more money than she knew what to do with. She had a constant flow of earnings back then, so when she blew through it, there was always more coming in. Not the case any longer, but her spending habits have not changed. Because Lindsay was managed by her party-girl mom whose only interest in being Lindsay’s manager was to get as much as she could out of the sweet deal. Rather than getting Lindsay a good financial advisor, one who’d have likely put money into more prosperous investments than alcohol, clothing, and drugs, Dina Lohan was just as guilty of being frivolous and irresponsible with Lindsay’s money.
Though Lindsay Lohan reportedly gave an incredibly impressive performance covering a Stevie Nicks song at a birthday party in February, the troubled actress was shot down once again by her idol Stevie Nicks.
Lindsay has long ached to play Nicks in a biopic, but has been shut down over and over, dating back to 2011. Now that Lindsay feels she is finally back on track, talk surfaced again about her playing the legendary singer, a role she has longed for. She purposefully selected a Nicks’ song to perform at the party, to prove to those in attendance that she has what it takes to play the singer.