They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and Eddie Cibrian is an old cheating dog and it seems monogamy and fidelity are tricks he just can’t learn. Eddie cheated with more women than just LeAnn Rimes when he was hitched to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville. Seems that he was a serial cheater, but there was one hottie he cheated on both Brandi and LeAnn with – waitress Scheana Marie.
The ongoing feud between Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump took an angelic turn during the 19th November episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The two were poised to take a break from their fighting and make up, but according to a latest Life & Style magazine report, the feud is going to get much, much worse as the season drags on. There’s even word of collateral damage in the form of Brandi Glanville, so put away those chicken wings, wipe your fingers, and prepare for World War 3.
A source told Life & Style, “Lisa and Adrienne’s relationship takes a turn for the worse when Brandi [Glanville] gets into a blow-up fight with Adrienne later in the season. She gets into a huge fight with Adrienne after slamming her marriage to Paul.” Lisa and Adrienne, would you like a helping of bitch sauce with your feud? Allegedly, the fighting became so intense that Adrienne temporarily halted filming. According to Life & Style, new alliances were formed during the show’s hiatus, “During the hiatus, Brand and Lisa became tight, putting Brandi in Adrienne’s crosshairs along with former pal Lisa. Ever since then, Brandi and Adrienne have been at war – and if you aren’t on Adrienne’s side, you’re her enemy.” Bitch, please, if we were either of you lunatics, we’d have already grabbed the Bravo channel’s money and made a beeline for Bermuda, or Hawaii, or Alaska. What’s the point in baring your plastic soul for the whole world to see if you don’t get something exciting out of the deal?
It’s beyond our current level of understanding, but why do these wealthy women waste away their lives with bitter feuds and reality television fodder? Surely they have better things to do with their unlimited wealth and time? Not only do they constantly fight like bitches on heat, but they also make life altering enemies who come back to punch them in the throat. Remember, never take a holiday from a real-life reality television show, because once you go crack, there’s no turning back!
How do you feel about the feud? Are you watching this season? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below and remember to tune into Bravo on Monday nights at 9 P.M. to watch the drama unfold, one bitch slap at a time.
If you aren’t getting enough of the delicious drama that comes from the wild lives of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast, look no further! Mostly sane Brit Lisa Vanderpump has secured a second show with Bravo, called Vanderpump Rules, which follows the lives of her employees at uber chic restaurant SUR. Lisa seems to be the only housewife who acutally has work to do–the others are unemployes or come from family money (think making appearances instead of doing work!). Her restaurants are hugely popular with the Hollywood elite, and Villa Blanca was just honored by a visit from Honey Boo Boo, who ordered “sketti” and ate it like a utensil-less cavemen on caffeine.
The show is setting up Lisa as a super hands on boss, who is all too familiar with the super illegal activities of her staff–based on the trailer, orgies, skinny dipping, dive bar concerts, and yelling “f*cking ghetto bitch” at one another are all in a days work. I have to wonder if the health department will shut the place down once they realize that the wait staff is covered head to toe in venereal diseases. Of course, it looks like good television!
Lisa has been doing alright on this season of RHOBH. Last year, she was in the center of the fight when Taylor Armstrong tried to stage an anti-Lisa conversation during a tea party, but that all changed after Lisa took the high road and chose Taylor as her new charity project. She’s become an ally of controversial Brandi Glanville, who notoriously accused Kim Richards of using crystal meth during a party. Whether the network is looking to boost ratings or just milk the talent we don’t know, but Vanderpump Rules looks like 42 minutes of unadulterated adultery (if such a thing is possible).
The series premiers 7 January on Bravo. Will you tune in to watch sexy/trashy twenty something waitstaff act like hookers, or are your Monday nights filled with more pressing TV?