Hugh Hefner (84) is officially engaged to Crystal Harris (24). The news came out on Twitter of course, where else would we get such exciting, breaking news, right?
“When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into . This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory…I got what I was hoping for for Christmas…Crystal’s love. Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.”
Crystal is going to be Hef’s third wife. He’s got two kids ages 58 and 55 from his first marriage. Then two more kids ages 9 amd 10 from his second marriage. That divorce was finalized last year.
I’m not one to call out an age difference…. but this one is a bit much. Seriously. 60 years is too much. Gross. Boning someone your grandfather’s age is just wrong.