Diddy Being Sued For $1 Trillion, Blamed For 9/11

No.  This is not a joke.  This is legit.  A truly insane woman, who is not stable enough to be in society Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks attempted to get a restraining order against Diddy, but the judge said no and set up a hearing for January 3st.

Turks says that Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter (the mother of their twins) and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King were behind the collapse of the World Trade Center towers, RadarOnline is reporting.  She also says they have a 23-year-old son, Cornelius together.

The papers Turks filed say,

“[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.  Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us.”

Are you as dumbfounded as I am right now?  How is this even taken seriously.  This woman belongs in a padded room.  OMG. Oh, and the cherry on top?  She is asking for $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for “loss of income.”

Yeah, I am sure she lost that much income.  That sounds about average.

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