Evan Rachel Wood: Her Merkin

Happy Hump Day!  Hopefully it’s going by quickly for you!  And hey!  It’s already happy hour on the east coast!  Here we go!

Penn Badgley PLAYs in Miami  —  Accidental Sexiness

Paris Hilton Hates Non-Rich Black Guys  —  Amy Grindhouse

It’s All There in Red and Blue  —  Ayyyy!

New Music From The Cars ‘Sad Song’  — Busy Bee Blogger

Video: Inside 50 Cent‘s Hard To Sell Mansion  —  Celebrity Mound

Howard Stern Sues SiriusXM  —  Celebrity Smack!

Gwen Stefani Donates $1 Million to Japan  — Daily Stab

Sarah Silverman is THAT Funny  —  Dipped in Cream

From Tokyo With Love  —  FashionGrail

10 Films Fit For An Elizabeth Taylor Movie Marathon  —  The Frisky

Girls Night Out  —  Hilary Shepherd

CONFIRMED: Lindsay Lohan REFUSES Plea Deal, Going To TRIAL

* Evan Rachel Wood and Her Merkin  —  Hollywood On Crack *

Russell Brand Went From Tons of SEX to Gardening.  —  I Need My Fix

50 Cent Covers Vibe Magazine  —  Juicy Tings

Amber Heard is the New Face of Guess  —  Just Jared

Julian Assange Works It Out  —  Lolebrity

Matthew Morrison and Gwyneth Paltrow Album Duet  —  Mathew Guiver

Michael Lohan is Now Pressing Charges  —  Notorious News

More of Rebecca Black… HELP!  —  Oh The Scandal!

Ellen Commercial For Britney Spears —  Poor Britney

Glee Set To Release a ‘Warblers’ Only CD  —  PopEater

A Love Story For Our Time  —  Raincoaster

The Many Husbands of Elizabeth Taylor —  Right Celebrity

Hellcat Lunch Break  —  Sinchronicity

Lady Gaga Covers I.D. Magazine  —  The Skinny Chic

Elizabeth Taylor Funeral Protest  —  TMZ