Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Are Already Over, Guess Why!
Oh here’s the least shocking news of the week: Sean Penn and Scarlett Johnasson have already called it quits according to sources. Yeah, this is not a big surprise. Seeing Tito Ortiz’ manhood online, yeah, that was a surprise. Anyhow, Sean was spotted out, solo and looking rather beat up…. and that’s when I knew things were either on the rocks or already over for those two.
So why did they breakup? I figure there could be two reasons….. Sean’s Viagra quit working or Scarlett cheated. Will we ever find out the real reason? Probably not. But, we know that the flashbacks of Ryan Reynolds are really going to hount her now.