Jim Carrey…um, what are you doing? I am not sure how to take this as I scratch my head with the rest of the world, wondering if we should laugh or be offended. Jim (49) has a crazy crush on Emma Stone (23). Yeah. Weird. Sort of. I mean, what man doesn’t want to hook up with a girl younger than him? That’s normal. It’s just not the norm for super famous actors to post videos online, airing out all of his desires about his “crush”…..
My “favorite” quote from this rather disturbing video is:
“If I were a lot younger I would marry you and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire,” he says. “And everyday for the rest of your life you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face. Sometimes a little gray in my beard and it takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to.”
Emma is happily taken by Andrew Garfield, so I don’t think she’s going to be taking Jim up on his offer. But….. you never know.
Watch the whole thing and then vote: