Russell Brand BANNED From Canada
Katy Perry’s hubby, Russell Brand was banned from Japan in May when she was touring there and tried to visit her. Well, today Brand was banned from Canada. He was scheduled to appear for a concert in Orilla, but couldn’t even get on the ground.
“HELP! I’m gonna be late for Casino Rama show unless someone can force Canadian customs officials to let us land in Orillia!”
“How do you manipulate customs officials? Wasn’t Hitler’s father a customs officer? I’m pretty sure he was.”
“Let me in! I must perform at Casino Rama, Orillia tonight at 9 for 5000 Canadians!”
“Tonight’s Casino Rama show postponed. I’m sorry. I can’t enter Canada. We must abolish the borders between our nations AND our minds.”
Crazy! What do you think prompted them to deny entry to such a funny guy? Weirdness!