Snooki is Back On The Market, This Time For a Celebrity

The happy little Jersey Shore couple, Snooki and Jionni have officially split!  Oh no!  Say it ain’t so!  Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi and Jionni LaValle are done.  Now what?  And why did they break up?  Well, rumor has it that Snooki did the dumping because she is feeling super sexy with her slimmed down figure and she want’s to date a celebrity.  A real one.

Well, that actually sounds just about right.  I can certainly see Snooki pushing herself further into the Hollywood spotlight and if Jionni isn’t helping her do so, then he’s just holding her back right?

Oh to live a shallow life.

So, question is, who can you see that’s actually a real celebrity dating Snooki?  Yeah, I got nothing.