Jay-Z and Beyonce Start Nesting
We all know that celebrities do things differently. For example, when I get off work and want to relax, I’ll drive home to my 1-bedroom apartment in my Ford Escort and crack open a six-pack of Pabst while I do some cybershopping on Kmart.com. When a celebrity finishes up at the movie set, their personal driver delivers them to the door of their estate while the butler has a Cristal chilled and waiting for them and their personal shoppers bring in racks of this week’s free clothes.
So when I heard that Jay-Z and Beyonce were getting ready for their baby (nesting, if you will) I figured that they’re probably doing it a little bit differently than you or I would. If one of us was expecting a kid, we’d try to get the nursery ready, maybe slap some paint on the walls and buy one of those twirly things to go over the crib. And maybe make sure that we had a crib, too. That would be important.
But Jay and B go all out. Because they’re expecting a kid, instead of getting a nursery ready, they instead decide to just go out and purchase a whole new house for the kid, with a nursery INSIDE it.
Recently spotted house hunting in Miami, the soon-to-be parents are looking at beachfront mansions that would make any newborn baby giggle, if they knew what a house was. Paying particular attention to an estate in the $12 million range, these two crazy kids want to make sure that their newborn baby will have nothing but the best, like mahogany doors and ceiling treatments and travertine marble. You know, all the important stuff that babies care about.
I don’t know about your babies, but Baby Knowles-Z needs a beachfront manor with expansive and breathtaking open bay views from every room. A place that features seven bedrooms, adjoining courtyard-view guest quarters, eight full baths, two half baths, a fully wired media room and an elevator.
I don’t know about you guys, but I want to hang out with this kid. She is just a fetus but already its young life is a bit better than mine. From living and growing in Beyonce to the exclusive neighborhood that she will soon be living in, things are already looking pretty good for this kid.
The only downside is this baby loses all street cred with this purchase. The other babies from the streets will never let this kid live it down.