What’s Up Scarlett Johansson’s Butt?
“It’s a laziness. People can’t actually say the whole name? It’s just bizarre.” She tries shorthand sobriquets on other stars. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn’t subjected to “like, ‘DaDay’? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, ‘CaBla’? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck with a mangled moniker?”
Hmmm, you take offense to this Scarlett? Really? I mean really? Why? Who cares? It’s not like it’s a derogatory name. It’s kind of cute, I thought. You’re too good for it? You think that you measure up to the Oscar winners you mentioned. Good grief.
I am sorry, but ScarJo’s arrogance gets on my last nerve at times and I just want to kind of smack her silly. She already painted an ugly picture of herself when she cold-heartedly dumped Ryan Reynolds and immediately hooked up with old man, Sean Penn. She’s like an ice queen and I have no respect for her. Therefore, I will make it a point to refer to her as ScarJo whenever she comes up. She better pray that after those statements, she doesn’t get a slough of other names that will make her wish the media and public would call her ScarJo.