Kris Jenner Talks Sex Drive, Eww!

Feel like losing your lunch?  Well then, continue reading below… Kris Jenner has stooped to w hole new low this week.  Ahhhh!

Kris will do anything for fame and fortune.  Even if it means selling out her husband, Bruce Jenner for the millionth time.  This time she’s promoting a a sex potion for  your hoo-hah and well, I don’t want to ever hear her talk about sex…. ever.  I mean five minutes ago she was promoting incontinence diapers or something.  Ew.

Hey dolls!!! I’m so excited because today I’m sharing my best tips to enjoying a fabulous love life on E! News and a few other surprise talk shows. So, stay tuned!

You know, it’s funny, my girlfriends and I often talk about finding ways to make time for intimacy in a busy, complicated (but fabulous!) life. I’ve been lucky enough to discover a new, amazing, revolutionary product that helps women get in the mood and ready for romance in minutes. It’s forever changed my experience in the bedroom and I’m sure it will do the same for you. And, who wouldn’t want to try something that works in minutes and makes sex feel…well, amazing? I love instant gratification.

By the way…. this crap is getting HORRIBLE reviews!  Apparently the smell of it is rancid and leaves your “Stuff” smelling funky for days.  Sick! But apparently Kris Jenner likes her junk to smell nasty!