Kim Kardashian’s Next Reality Show: ‘The Mayor Is A Slut’

Kim Kardashian’s Next Reality Show: ‘The Mayor Is A Slut’

Kim Kardashian is planning a lovely synergism between her political career and her reality TV show empire.  Kim is preparing to run for mayor of the soon-to-be-cursed town of Glendale, California.  Kim and momanager Kris Jenner figure that Glendale’s residents will vote for the famewhore since 25% of them share Kim’s Armenian ancestry.  Kim plans to combine politics with reality TV as the cameras will be rolling constantly – in the unlikely event that Kim were to win office.

Of course it is unclear why people of Armenian background would want to be represented by a trash bag such as Kim.  In no way does Kim represent the fine, upstanding and intelligent Armenian-American community.  The Armenian-American community choosing Kim as their poster girl would be like the Jewish community choosing Bernie Madoff as their poster boy. Not very likely!

The reality TV star has already asked her buddy Noelle Keshishian to help with her campaign.

Speaking to her sister Khloe Kardashian during an episode of ‘Khloe & Lamar ‘, Kim said:

“I decided…I’m gonna run for the mayor of Glendale…but it’s gonna be in like five years.”

“You have to have full residency in Glendale…so I have to buy a house there. Noelle and I are looking into all the requirements. It’s Armenian town.”

Glendale would be better off without any mayor than with Kim Kardashian.

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