The latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris Jenner contemplated divorce in her fame whore stricken mind.
Kris spied on Bruce Jenner golfing and hanging out with model Angie Everhart. She said to friends, after playing Bond, “Sometimes I think there is another chapter for me,” referring to her not having ruled out the possibility of not having Bruce in her life.
How does a Kardashian exact revenge on someone that scorned them? They go for dinner and drinks with their ex-boyfriend, who they cheated with on their ex-husband and current husband. All in a day’s work, right Kris? BuddyTV said Kris is immature, “Of course, she’s perfectly justified in this because a friendly game of golf equals chatting with a man you cheated on your ex-husband with, right?”
Kris Jenner is not only a fame whore bitch, hell bent on taking over the world with the Kardashian brand, but she is also the most cold-hearted moron this side of the asteroid belt.
We knew a girl in high school who smelled like pizza and hotdogs. This girl, who will remain anonymous, used men to her advantage for free movies and car rides to the beach. She used to say, “You know, it sometimes feels like there’s another chapter in my life.” You want to know what happened to the anonymous forever alone girl?
She was eaten by a drag queen one cold, scary night, after she sang too many Bette Midler songs and became too drunk to drive.
What is the moral of the story, you ask?
If Kris Jenner continues on this little ego trip of hers, she too might be eaten by a drag queen with a penchant for Tina Turner re-enactments. If not eaten, then surely punctured by a stray Bedazzler?
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