Considering that all her fame lies in being liked, and she has no talent, skill, or personality to fall back on when the bubble bursts, Khloe Kardashian would do well to remember to be nice to her fans! The X-Factor host (by the way, can we agree that she really sucks as a host? I watched two minutes tonight and couldn’t stop staring at her feet, constantly shuffling around like some sort of sad fish in a shallow puddle, struggling for life. I know there’s a learning curve, but really, people.) took to her Twitter account and posted, “Don’t you ever f**k with my family! Don’t try me because you really don’t know.”
Now the fun part: What don’t I know? I have to think that the mega-tall baby sister of whore Kim Kardashian and baby farm Kourtney Kardashian means that she is going to take a blunt object to my head. Or perhaps claw my eyes out with her long and pointy acrylic nails. No matter what the punishment for f*cking with her family is, it’s probably a felony.
But what sparked this anger? I’m racking my head for really big news–Kendall Jenner is looking pretty thin, Kim may or may not have butt implants, may or may not be engaged. Momager Kris Jenner is as pathetic as always, prancing after her exploited kids while dressed as one on the way to a funeral (her own metaphorical one?). Unless one of her sisters is being investigated by the FBI (again) for possession of child pornography (naughty Kourtney had some raunchy pics with a high school boyfriend once), I don’t know what caused the giantess to snap! Theories? And if you’re south of San Francisco, watch out. You never know when the dragon woman will unfold from thin air and snap your neck.