Kate Middleton’s Labor Passed the 12th Hour Mark – Is There A Problem?

Kate Middleton's Labor Passed the 12th Hour Mark - Is There A Problem?

Angrily anticipating and patiently waiting on Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, to give birth, the beautiful couple is finally in labor! The media is in a frenzy, but British Queen, Elizabeth II is probably just puffing a cigarette , by her specially encrypted phone awaiting the good news confirmation from St. Mary’s Hospital. According to the palace, the Duchess traveled by car to the hospital, with her proud husband, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge. We suspect she will deliver in the Lindo Wing, it’s where Prince William and Harry were born.

More than a monarch, the lucky Prince or Princess will enhance their parents lives. Kate and William will bond through sleepless sexless nights, and demanding cries. Prince Charles and wife Camilla, will eventually visit the baby and new parents. The queen will be informed first and far most, before the peasant level public. The world won’t get a glimpse of the baby until the glowing parents are ready to leave the hospital.

The royal heir will will spend their initial weeks at Kate’s parents’ home in Bucklebury, Berkshire. The Middleton family will be very hands on, because after all it’s their baby too. The precious royal newborn will live a super privileged life, but get unconditional love and sense of normalcy. The new mom’s hometown has planned a huge celebration to welcome the newborn. Food, music, drinks and a big party will hopefully get Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton to release their inhibitions.

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The great Kate Wait is nearly over. It’s back to our unbelievable gas and food prices. Back to our Kardashian stories, unfortunately. Is she using a birthing chair or birthing pool? Since the United Kingdom prefers laughing gas over epidural, is the Duchess enduring royal pains? Push Katie Push! We love you!

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