Katie Holmes Trying For Fifty Shades Of Grey Role To Sex Up Her Image

Katie Holmes Trying For Fifty Shades Of Grey Role To Sex Up Her Image

According to the latest report from the National Enquirer,Katie Holmes is sexing up her silver-screen image to put herself back on the movie map. She’s hoping to land a red-hot role in the film version of Fifty Shades of Grey.”

A source explains that Katie’s trying to land the role of Elena Lincoln, Christian Grey’s business partner and sex partner in the story. This ‘source’ explains, “She’s looking at this as the role of a lifetime. It will shock a lot of people, but she thinks Hollywood will sit up and take notice.” Apparently, she’s currently ‘toning up’ for the part, which I’m taking to mean she’s having a lot of sex? I have no doubt the tabloids will next try to spin Katie’s hookup with Jamie Foxx as preparation for her role in Fifty Shades of Grey.

The Enquirer also claims that her image is not the only reason that Katie wants to land the role – she reportedly wants to make her ex-husband, Tom Cruise, ‘fume’. Uh, I think her relationship with Jamie Foxx is already doing plenty of that.

In any case, Katie’s scheduling won’t allow her to make Fifty Shades of Grey. She’s currently filming The Giver, and the shoot for that film is scheduled to go on for the next two months whereas Fifty Shades is set to begin filming within days. If Katie really wants the role, I’m sure some schedule maneuvering could be achieved, but we already know this is a load of bull so there’s no point considering that.

What do you guys think? Do you think Katie would be right for the role of Elena Lincoln in Fifty Shades of Grey? Let us know your thoughts in the comments.

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