Clay Aiken Slams Jennifer Lawrence and Nude Photo Hacking Victims
I hope Jennifer Lawrence isn’t waiting for an “I’m Sorry Your Sexy-Times Photos Were Stolen” cookie bouquet from Clay Aiken, because he sent a box full of shade instead.
The ‘American Idol’ alumni tossed his hair back, stuck his nose in the air and gave a colloquial “neener-neener” to those celebrities whose nude photos were hacked. Kirsten Dunst, Kate Upton, Yvonne Strahovski, Hope Solo, Krysten Ritter, Teresa Palmer were some of the confirmed victims. Nickelodeon stars Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande were also allegedly in the nude celebrity photo ring. However, Justice tweeted, “These so called nudes of me are FAKE people. Let me nip this in the bud right now. *pun intended*.”
Clay told the The Washington Post he felt that, “Anybody who takes inappropriate pictures of themselves deserves exactly what they get.”
Aiken is gunning for a position in politics, so he made sure to make Pity Stop on the road of judgement and added, “Of course whoever [stole and released the photos] should be hogtied. And it’s unfortunate that we don’t have Internet security right now or the laws in place to protect people from pirating that stuff.”
Oh yes, The Grand Imperial Poobah of the Claymates has a watered-down nude photo scandal of his own. The National Enquirer ran images of him trying to seduce some internet trick who sold the rag images from their online conversation. Clay firmly stated that it is not him, despite the fact the man in the images looks exactly like him and even wears the same shade of Maybelline Dream Liquid Mousse Foundation.
He is sticking with that story and further explains that when he feels the need to explore his netheryea, he takes note from ‘Fried Green Tomatoes’ and busts out a mirror.
“I’ve got a mirror if I want to check something out.“
And, with that horrifying thought, I bid you adieu so I can poke out my mind’s eye.