Katy Perry is allegedly running her fingers the windswept mane of Harry Styles. According to the rumors running amok, the singers nibbled at Nobu in Los Angeles together in some attempt to revenge-hump Taylor Swift’s ex.
Raise and eyebrow and bust out your monocle in suspicion. They story, per Hollywood Life, goes… “Yes, Katy Perry and Harry Styles had dinner together at Nobu in Malibu late Thursday night. Just the two of them. They seemed happy, smiling and enjoying their dinner and conversation. They arrived separately and left separately. They looked like good friends and did a lot of talking.”
Perez also chimed in with photos of the two leaving the sushi joint – separately. None of the images feature the two together at any point, but both parties insist the two were bonding over their mutual distaste of Taylor Swift.
What are they? Really bad Bond villains? Twelve-year-old girls?
They may have talked about what is currently a theory of growing feud between Perry and Swift. In case you had other more important things to do, like…raising sea monkeys…clipping your toe nails…pretty much anything, Perry -allegedly- was “mean” to Taylor and the two have been exchange secretive barbs via song lyrics.
I digress, the two were at the same restaurant. Truth. The two probably had a chat. Maybe.
However, they are not dating according to Gossip Cop. Katy has also stated the One Direction boys were jail-bait, but thought they were cute.
Yes, the whole homeless hobo look is very…cute.