Ariana Grande’s Life Coach Quits Because She’s a Cranky Diva

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It’s no secret that Ariana Grande is miniature-sized diva who will wish your untimely death if snap a picture of her right side or express your adoration for her or her music by doing anything beyond quietly buying her album. This little Fun Fact came from a source who accompanied her during trip to a radio station in Manhattan.

She did autographs and pics and was all smiles until she got into the elevator. And, as soon as the doors shut, she said, ‘I hope they all f**king die.’

Giuliani Rancic even voiced a tale of being elbowed out of the way so Ariana Sugar-Free, Skinny, No Whip, Double Shot Grande Latte could enjoying being filmed from her left side…

Little Ariana comes over, I feel like BING, elbow in my side, I’m like ‘what’s going on?’ and they push me to the other side. So I had to be on my ugly side. But I felt like a little bit of a, you know it was like ‘you either get on the other side or we don’t do an interview,’ and I just felt like it’s one thing if it’s Mariah, you know, I’ll get on any side, I’ll bend down, I’ll climb a ladder, whatever it takes to get Mariah to do an interview. But when you’re new on the block, when you’re trying to earn your stripes, you’re young, you just gotta do what you gotta do, try to get a great reputation, try to go overboard to please people.

To counter the pure, concentrated raging diva pulsing through her veins, her team hired a Life Coach whose goal was to keep her “centered and healthy” instead of demanding for fans’ death and screaming at orphan children, “Get out of my light and step away from my fruit snacks, bitches!” (Ok, so the orphan children hasn’t happened…yet.)

However, the Life Coach couldn’t Mr. Miyagi her toddler tantrums and shape her into an upstanding and respectable human being and quit her. A source told Page Six, “He just couldn’t take it anymore,” says the insider. “Everything people are saying about her is true. She’ll only be photographed from the left side, in a certain light. She’s rude to her fans. She was so obsessed with her hair that she had it dyed every three days, and the big ponytail is fake.” The source adds, “She acts like a child and constantly needs people to coddle her.

Don’t forget, Scooter Braun, the man we all need to blame for creating spoiled brat and avid douche canoe – Justin Bieber – also manages Grande. Perhaps we need to figure out whatever wizardry this man uses to create these self-entitled toddlers who need a nap and put a stop to it.

Ariana’s camp, of course, crossed their arms and denied the allegation they couldn’t even pay someone to put up with her and claimed it is musing from disgruntled former employee.

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