It’s Tuesday, so that means it’s time for Stunting With the Kardashians!
Kris Jenner filed for divorce yesterday so Bruce Jenner could brush his extensions and polish his stud (earrings) in peace. Kris is a total pro and didn’t miss a beat. She made no mention of the official end of her marriage and pimped out her clothes on eBay instead.
Kris didn’t mention the split and tweeted, “Last chance to bid on this little number and many more on my eBay auction…” Apparently, the Kardashians are cleaning out their closets and, instead of donating it to Goodwill like normal people, they are putting that shiz on eBay. It’s like a cheap celebrity’s version of a garage sale. Hey, golden toilets and magicians aren’t cheap!
“The entire Kardashian & Jenner family have opened up their high-fashion wardrobes to their fans, right here on eBay, all while supporting the causes they care about. 10% of the proceeds from Kris Jenner’s auctions benefit the California Community Church. There is a good chance you’ll find that cute top, sexy shoes, or stylish handbag right from the show, Keeping up with the Kardashians.”
Wow. A hefty 10% of their sales will got to the church. I wonder what they will do with the $300?
The divorce papers state their official separation date as June 1, 2014. Kris also filed without a lawyer and Bruce followed with papers that were identical to Kris’. Translation – this was per-arranged and worked out between business managers. Hardly surprising.
Properties will be split and custody of Kylie Jenner will be shared equally. The youngest in the Klan is 17, so it’s really a matter of formality.