Scott Disick is a gross slut. Not only is he cheating on Kourtney Kardashian – but he is reportedly having sex with more than one of her famous sisters. Seriously, this guy can barely string together a sentence without slurring, falling down a flight of stairs, or getting his stomach pumped. How is he savvy enough to seduce not one, but multiple Kardashians?
We have no doubt that Scott Disick cheats on Kourtney Kardashian – frankly we would be shocked if he wasn’t cheating on his baby-mama and longtime girlfriend. But, we are having a tough time buying the June 1 cover of In Touch Magazine. According to the tabloid, the Kardashian family is on turmoil because Kourtney Kardashian has “gone berserk,” and accused Scott of “sleeping with her sisters.”
Nothing about the Kardashian Family fails to shock us anymore. After Bruce Jenner confirmed that he is getting a sex-change and becoming a woman – anything seems possible. So, there is a 1% chance that Scott Disick is having sex with Kourtney’s sisters. But, which ones? Kylie has a boyfriend, and is 17 years old. It’s one thing for her to have sex with a 25 year old, but Scott Disick is over 30, and that’s just gross. Kim Kardashian is married to Kanye, and can’t even stand to be in the same room as Scott, let alone have sex with him. So, that leaves Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner. The odds of Scott having sex with Kourtney, Kylie, and Khloe are slim to none. But, in the odd chance that he is – kudos to him, Scott’s got game, that’s for sure.
How absurd do you think this week’s In Touch cover is? Do you believe that Scott is having sex with Kourtney’s sisters? If you had to guess which one – who do you think he is most likely cheating with? Let us know what you think in the comments below!
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